History - Part 4 - Obvious Way Forward

Problems so far;

1. A very noisy straight through, twin Exhaust pipe
2. Windscreen wipers that don't work
3. manual washer pump in efficient
4. Fuel gauge starts from half full and moves towards full as the petrol diminishes
5. When turning on the heater, the car pisses water over the floor
6. Speedo Milometer doesn't move
7. Speedo shows you are doing 30 miles when you are parked
8. Doors fly open, going round corners and roundabouts ( However, cured the right hand door - With problem No 10.)
9. Dented Bonnet
10. Twisted Bonnet Stays

The obvious thing to do was leave the car in the garage, let the MOT expire and hope the problems rectify themselves.

Did I do this ?

You bet I did, however, I also wheeled the car out occasionaly to tidy the garage, but with the hood down, the car made a perfect store cupboard.

Bring on the quotes from Liz (my Wife). If I wanted a skip in my garage, I would have only forked out £80.00

La La La La La was my response for months.