History - Part 2 - Discover what the gleaming paint work hides

After getting the car home and 'showing off' to the neighbours, I find the following problems on the car;

1. Windscreen wipers don't work (how did it get through the mot)
2. You need to press the manual washer pump at least 20 times to get the smallest of specs of screen wash on the windscreen
3. Fuel gauge starts from half full and moves towards full as the petrol diminishes
4. When turning on the heater, the car pisses water over the floor
5. Speedo Milometer doesn't move (Great if you are on a limited mileage insurance)
6. Speedo shows you are doing 30 miles when you are parked
7. Doors fly open, going round corners and roundabouts (Other road users find this alarming)

Welcome to the new Money Pit